Fearing I had been stricken by the Swine Influenza, I checked myself into the Emergency Room last night. While I was eventually cleared and prescribed disulfiram, the doctor did recommend, much to my chagrin, the prompt removal of a mole located on my right temple. Though I’ve been reassured that this surgery is routine, I have my reservations. Chalk it up to good genetics, but in all my years I have never had anything excised from my body. While I’m generally not the sentimental type, it is always distressing to lose a part of oneself, no matter how seemingly insignificant. Truthfully, I've enjoyed watching her develop over the years—sprouting hair, hitting growth spurts, weeping at times. Sadly, when I look in the mirror tomorrow, she will be gone. Alas, the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
On the bright side, medical treatment here is incredibly affordable. I may just have some maintenance work done before returning to Minneapolis. I want to be in pristine shape before commencing excavation.
About Me
- Pangaea_watchdog118
- Dr. Terrance Tarkinoff • Former Chair of Metaphysics and Cryptogeology at the Geo Academy • Distinguished winner of the DuPont Chair, circa 1989 • Writer of TROUBLE SPOTS: Urban Destruction by 2012 • Creator of the megabyte (uncredited) • Witness to the 1998 Jonestown shooting incident--This event, in a roundabout way, lead to my discovery of a subterranean facility known only as "PANGÆA STATION". My efforts to educate the general populous on this subject have only brought me grief, public humiliation (on Donahue) and two divorces. Nonetheless, I will continue my efforts in the vain hope that you simpletons will follow me in ending this impending threat to our society.
I'm curious Dr. Tarkinoff what the "118" is referencing in your blog address? I simply must know and it must be simple.
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