I am Minnesota bound! I had feared I would be unable to make it due to lack of travel documentation, but the stars aligned and I stumbled across a passport in the trash bin! Or rather, next to the trash bin. In a pair of trousers next to the trash bin. Trousers being worn by a drifter next to the trash bin. I have full intentions of returning it.
I greatly hope to see all of you this evening at Pecha Kucha Night. While the evening should be highly informative, do not be fooled into believing the Station is a fabrication. We cannot let the crew disseminate their deceit. They will not have the last word! Not tonight!
About Me
- Pangaea_watchdog118
- Dr. Terrance Tarkinoff • Former Chair of Metaphysics and Cryptogeology at the Geo Academy • Distinguished winner of the DuPont Chair, circa 1989 • Writer of TROUBLE SPOTS: Urban Destruction by 2012 • Creator of the megabyte (uncredited) • Witness to the 1998 Jonestown shooting incident--This event, in a roundabout way, lead to my discovery of a subterranean facility known only as "PANGÆA STATION". My efforts to educate the general populous on this subject have only brought me grief, public humiliation (on Donahue) and two divorces. Nonetheless, I will continue my efforts in the vain hope that you simpletons will follow me in ending this impending threat to our society.
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